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Wear this shirt: Whilst visiting Sea World, relaxing by the lake, or returning doves from whence they came.
Buy this shirt for: Your stuck-up law school friend, the neighborhood salty dog, or a “Hot Cop”.
This shirt goes well with: Law encyclopedias, expensive bookends, chocolate-covered bananas.